Heeelllllooo and welcome to the much awaited post you’ve all been asking for. A lot has gone on since last I’ve put pen to ink (so to speak), some of it new, cool and exciting and some of it less so. I do apologize for the space of time between this post and the last but I promise a lengthier edition this time around for you to absorb piece by piece or in a single, gluttonous sitting.

I find it necessary that I begin with less happy but more important news first to shed a great deal more light on one of the causes of my absence from the editor’s block.

The Quinn family recently and suddenly lost one of it’s cornerstones in the death of my Grandpa Jack. The shock penetrated the family deeply in it’s abruptness and suddenness. Though, perhaps not the youngest or sprightliest of men, our Grandpa had always struck me as one who would be with us for years to come. That may partially be the consequence of wishful thinking on my part, but all the same, the news put me well on my heels. He will be dearly missed by all who knew him and lovingly remembered in the hearts and minds who survive him. The wish that I could be there for the funeral and family was and is eclipsed only by the realization that my Grandpa is smiling somewhere with the knowledge that I am doing something over here that makes me and happy and makes him proud.

It is to be certain that distance holds no bearing or validity when contemplating the bonds that exist between and among families as close as my own. In spite of such distance, I commemorated my Grandfather in my own humble and quiet way. On a warm evening, not even a week ago, I ventured up to the pagoda that sits atop the highest part of the park nearby. From my vantage point, I peered out onto a dappled city of yellows, reds, blues, greens and oranges and let my mind dwell on late patriarch of the Quinn Family. With a Budweiser in hand (one of the first beers I ever had and the first one I ever had my Grandpa and my Dad), I remembered a great man who will be missed but not forgotten.

While my mind returns to my Grandpa Jack frequently, it does not mean that life over here ceases to be.

While I will have difficulty trying to organize and figure out what I should tell you first and what I should tell about in detail or just mention in passing, I will do my best to paint a picture of my life in the past weeks.

I think it would be wise to first increase your familiarity with the kindergarten class that I have inherited, now that I am far more acquainted with them since last I posted. I decided that the best way for you to meet my eleven 7 year-old (5 in American years) charges is to give them to you in a quick and neat fact sheet, covering the most basic points of each individual. This will be conducive for getting a better understanding of who they are as well as ease the process for those of you keeping score at home

(Though they all have Korean names that are rather difficult to pronounce, much less remember, they have also been given “Western” names for convenience’s sake)


Ariel- If I had to say, I would probably define Ariel somewhere along the lines of the “the popular girl”. She seems to get along relatively well with everyone in the class and while she does not act spoiled or bratty she definitely demands attention. I can’t remember any of her show and tells off hand, though it’s her turn tomorrow so I will get another chance to be wowed. Her “Kiss Day” (yup, kiss day) is every Monday after circle time and she is paired with John, although I am detecting a bit of a rift lately and wouldn’t be surprised if Kiss Day became a thing of the past in the near future, unless Jamie makes his move.

Bobby- Bobby is my eyes and ears, perhaps to the point of excess. You could say he qualfies as a bit of a tattle tale. However, do not be misled by this initial comment of negativity. He’s a kid who strives to impress. He is much easier to teach than some of the others because of this. If I tell him to do something, he’s pretty good about doing it the first time.

Gladis- Gladis is the one with her head in the clouds. I envy her for ability to simply wander off on whimsical tangents at a moments notice. She is one of those students that you can reprimand one moment and in the next, her smile is back and she’s as happy as she was before it ever happened. On the other hand, I don’t envy her teacher when he is trying to get her to focus. This tendency to wander makes keeping her on task a job in itself. FANTASY NOTE: You can expect this student to come up big on cute points and but look out for weeks with tough material. You may want to keep her on the bench when the class gets to harder sciences and when they are working with words that end in “Y”.

Kristi- Kristi makes the class ridiculously more rewarding and much easier to teach. She constantly has a smile and listens to everything you say. While I prefer a more freelance style of class, I’ve had to resort to a “raise your hand, don’t call out policy” for the time being. Amazingly, even in the midst of the uproar of hoots and hollers that occur before Liam Teacher says something, she remains composed and quiet, with her hand in the air and the right answer on her mind. She is always first on the list when it comes to giving her the better jobs like passing out the pencils or erasers, though she’s perfectly happy with passing out or collecting the books. If I admit favorites, she may well have earned the honor.

Jamie- Jamie has the goofy-cute card going well in his favor. The Korean teachers love him, especially my Korean teacher- Christine Teacher- which goes long way within the walls of LCI Academy. Some of his more notable tricks and stunts is laughing extremely hard to the point that snot is running down to his nose until it reaches the dreaded mouth region. The “Prestige” to his trick is pretending to enjoy letting it seep into his mouth and, sometimes, I’m convinced that he does.

John- I consider John Ariel’s counterpart and not simply because they are Kissing Buddies. That just reiterates my convictions. I find his wit to be a little bit more cleverly contrived than Jamie’s slapstick one-man show and actually think he might be one of the smarter kids in the class. He sometimes has a knack for mischief, and I admit that I let him get away with it a little bit more than the others. I can’t say exactly why, but I’m a big fan of this one.

Andy- Andy will be my project for the year. He is clearly going to be the most difficult to control and the most likely to cause trouble in the class. I have, for the sake of my Uncle John (not the bathroom reader guy), labeled him as “Bad Andy”. He is far more mischievous than Jamie or John and it seems like he sometimes does it with purely malicious intent. Though almost all of my kids do this, he is the king of the tattle-tale of fictitious events. He will tell me about things that happened that never actually transpired or, largely in his case, blame someone else for doing what he did to that student. I try not to single him out but he is the only one who has been sent out of the class almost every day since I’ve taken over the class. He is my work-in-progress.

Daniel- Daniel is Gladis’ counterpart. Though not as airy, he is rather difficult to get to pay attention. I would have to say that English comes a little bit harder to him than others. Also, I kinda worry about the kid a little. At circle time, when I ask everyone how they are he always tells me that he is “good and bad” because his little brother hits him. I hope he toughens up a little in the next few years or that this little brother of his is an uncharacteristically strong child. Still, he’s a quiet kid who likes to smile so he’s okay in my book.

Mark- Mark is a pretty smart fellow. I think he picks up random things more than the others. While he may have a bad streak from time to time when he’s in proximity to Andy, he is pretty well-behaved and speaks English rather well. On a few occasions, when we are in a more casual situation such as when we are on a field trip or doing the birthday party thing in class, I find myself acting buddy-buddy with him. He’s a pretty savvy cat and gets most of what I throw at him.

Mike- Mike is another quiet kid who likes to smile. He understands English rather well and speaks it pretty well too, but for some reason, math just doesn’t work for him. I have taught him addition and subtraction and how they are different at least five times but it still hasn’t quite clicked. If I didn’t have to worry about losing the rest of the class to do it, I wouldn’t mind taking the time to teach him in detail but it is an ENGLISH school and we only get so much time with math so I can’t afford to do it. He is also the male counterpart to the only other Kissing Couple in the class and, if you ask me, a part of the one that is more likely to survive the rough patches that such a relationship is heir to.

Jenny- Jenny is a bubbly one. She likes to smile and she loves getting out of her chair. She can be hectic but I do enjoy having her. She brings candy for show and tell so she’s a good sharer and she has a pair of butterfly wings that she wears to class that makes the hardest heart soften a bit. She is also Mike’s Kissing Buddy so she keeps good company.

Now that you know my class a little bit better, let me get you up to speed with some of the things I’ve been up to elsewhere.

Just this past weekend we had a big publicity event at the other school on the opposite side of the city to promote it’s opening. The school has been around for a year or so and while it is bigger and the facilities are newer, it’s enrollment is still below ours so we’re working on changing that. The theme of the event was carnival games and it was up to the Sangmu Teachers (That’s us) to operate that end of the event while the Bongsungdong Teachers (the teachers at the new school) ran the educational-fun classes inside the classrooms. While they were given the more plush and, well, less demeaning jobs of the two sets of teachers we still benefited by not having to do any work outside of being there. The day itself required extensive preparation on the part of the other teachers that was apparently on the worst side of grueling.

We were given the choice of a number of different games to operate. You had your classic games like knock the bottles down and ring toss but my interest was piqued by the game simply entitled “Balloon Toss”. I figured it promised to be a little more eventful and didn’t mind getting a little wet for the sake of a good time. My buddy Chris was quick to sign up alongside me and the situation had the promise of a pretty awesome time, in spite of the fact that we had to work on Saturday. For most of you reading, the idea in your head of a balloon toss looks much like two lines of participants facing each other and tossing balloons from one side to the other with the hope that the watery explosive being exchanged between the two of you remains in tact until the end. This is what I had in mind when I signed up. Apparently, in Korea, or at least at my school, that picture is a little different. In this picture there are two hapless individuals standing on one side of a box while young children throw these same watery explosives with the expressed intent to make them blow up somewhere on your body, preferably in the face region. There is a certain degree of comfort that comes to a 22- and 23- year old when they confront the prospect of being thrown at by kindergarteners, primary schoolers and the odd middle-schooler. That comfort comes in the knowledge that, given enough distance, it shouldn’t be all that difficult to dodge the majority of balloons being tossed your way. However, in reality, that pre-arranged distance with the system of one thrower at a time tends to break down in a relatively rapid fashion. By the end of the game (when we finally ran out of balloons), though more like 5 minutes into it, the game had become a crowd of motley Korean children armed with water balloons, all firing from point blank or closer. Any hope of emerging with a dry garment anywhere on our person quickly diminished. Fortunately for us, after a harrowing session of target practice, we were informed that there would be two more sessions following that one and in the time between those sessions, it would be our duty to scurry to the roof of the building in our drenched clothing so that we could fill more water balloons- the very water balloons that we would find hurtling towards our skulls in the not too distant future. The day ended with all of us present beleaguered and ready to enjoy the one free night we had afforded after working through our Saturday.

In all reality, the day was actually fun and hardly seemed to qualify as “work”. What was better, the directors had promised us yet another “Roof Party” at the new school and they came through brilliantly. Appealing to the varying tastes among both Foreign and Korean teachers, we were served pizza, chicken and “Korean-Chinese Food” which, like American Chinese, is not actually Chinese but still delicious. In addition, there was ample soju and beer to help Chris and me forget that we failed to bring a change of clothes and that we would be stuck in our wet clothes for the duration of the festivities.

Another event worthy of mention happened about two weekends ago. In light of the good time that we had at our first Kia Tigers game, despite their loss, we made a return trip with the hopes of changing our fortunes. Unfortunately, the day had an inauspicious start when Terry and I accompanied Chris through town to get him a cell phone. I will alert all readers now that when you are trying to get a cell phone in a country where the language is not one that you speak or understand, do not go without someone who does speak it or understand it. This is something that we did not do. The result was an hour and a half of hand gestures, failed attempts at using the few phrases we have in our repertoire and a lot of sighing and gnashing of teeth. Fortunately, after making a few phone calls with the clerk’s cell phone to more seasoned friends, we managed to make some headway in our endeavor. It was an endeavor that we would have easily given up on if we hadn’t put so much time into it already and if Chris wasn’t dead set on getting a cell phone that day. The tragedy and irony of the whole thing in the end was twofold: 1) Because of a discrepancy in his visa, he wasn’t able to actually get the phone registered until after the weekend so taking all that time when we should have been somewhere else was unnecessary 2) It turned out, on Chris’ return that Monday, that the clerk spoke Japanese which is a language that Chris speaks as well.

Ultimately, the group we had planned on going with had already left and the three of us headed over there sometime later. After grabbing a somewhat pricey cab, by Gwangju standards, walking through traffic and around the stadium to the entrance we were met with the disheartening news that the game was sold-out. My first reaction was disbelief. Of course I bleed red and black for my Tigers but the idea of a Korean baseball game, in a league of only 8 teams (meaning the Tigers would be seeing this very same team countless times in the future) still left me lost for words. Suddenly, we were outside of the stadium, without any tickets, a full cab ride away from home and without any plan for our Saturday. We decided that our best plan of attack was to sit outside the stadium for a little bit, listen to the crowd and sulk as we dwelled on our misfortune. However, it wasn’t long after we opened our first beer that we saw a distressed woman in her car trying to drive through a narrow road between the stadium and the wall on which we sat. The fact that the road was narrow, coupled with the fact that this woman wasn’t all that great of a driver made the task of navigating her car through this street a rather daunting obstacle. Nonetheless, we jumped down and tried to help as best we could with hand motions and tonal shouts. After a little while, another man came to help. With his command of the Korean language, being as he was a Korean man himself, he became indispensable in finally finagling this car through the street and away from the stadium. Thinking our job done, the three of us returned to our place on top of the wall to brood further upon our sorry situation. Luckily, the man who had helped us only moments before noticed us and addressed us with a very pertinent question, “Why you no game?”. It took a simple response , “No tickets” and the man was on his cell phone and getting us five tickets for the game. In no time, we were inside the stadium with two extra tickets that we had no idea what to do with. We had gone from rags to riches in the span of one good deed.

We got into the game and enjoyed ourselves but we have vowed to never step foot in that stadium again. While we were outside and sulking, the Tigers had a 3-run lead. When we finally got inside the lead disappeared and we never recovered. We pushed ourselves to an 0-2 record at games we have attended. Though my heart aches to never hear the echoes of Tigers Stadium or catch the whiff of stale kimbap on the air, the sacrifice to Kia’s men in red is well worth it.

As per usual, there are a bunch of things I could still say, but my tendency to be long-winded and overly dramatic has whittled more of the midnight oil than I care to think about. My last thoughts of this entry go with my comrades-in-arms back home who will be suiting up for the first Ballyowen game of the season this year in a matter of hours, right around the time I will be waking up. To them I wish them the best of luck and reassure them that my presence will not be missed. As it is, my competitive nature got the best of me the other day while I was participating in a harmless arcade game. It was a soccer game standing outside of a restaurant where you have to kick and actual ball that is connected to a lever and it records a score based on how hard you kick it. I decided to give it my all and I am certain that I strained something connecting my shin to other things on my leg. While not serious from what I can tell, I plan on staying away from that arcade game for awhile, maybe forever. Either way, I expect good news from the boys in black in the near future.
Strike it up, Bally!


Once again, sorry for the long time between entries. I will aim to write another one much sooner than last time. I hope everyone enjoys my most recent update. Until then, I say goodnight and good afternoon to my friends to the West.